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Valonia Walker20 yrs of age
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Did some baking tonight for a coworker’s baby shower tomorrow. Slutty brownies (a layer of chocolate chip cookie, an Oreo in the middle and fudge brownie on top) and some chocolate chip cookie dough brownie bombs (cookie dough from scratch, wrapped in fudge brownies and dunked in chocolate with mini chips on top). I’m tired now. Hope they taste good!!
Im making these!!!
(via d3xd)
dormtainment:
The results of friends seeing a big booty.
All reactions from right to left.
1. The thirsty one
He acts as if he’s never seen a big butt in his life before. He will overreact and scream about how big it is, loud enough for the girl to hear.
She will be scared.
She will jog away from the group.
He will not care.
Quote:” DAMN AWW DAMN LOOKIT DAT ASS BRUH AHH THE THANGS I WOULD DO GOTDAMN MAKE ME WANNA BEAT OFF RIGHT NOW HAHA I’M PLAYIN ….butforealdoe.
2. The Skeptic
He has a masters in Booty-ology and is working on his doctorate degree.
The thing is, he’s jaded about butts. He’s seen all the photoshopped booties on the internet. He’s seen the implants. He’s seen the fat transfer procedures.
He will accuse any and all butts of being fake. He will be right. He will be wrong.
He will always annoy you with his denouncement of all big asses.
Quote: ” That ass fake. Calm down.”
3. The Late One
He should know the procedure by now. When one of the guys says “DAYUM” that’s the universal verbal signal for a fat ass being in proximity and/or peripheral view.
But no.
He never sees it.
It’s right there yo. Why you always so late bruh.
Quote: “Where the ass at? Is it left, or north? I can’t see! HELP”
4. The Silent One
He appreciates the ass in silence.
Savors it with his eyes.
Takes a mental photograph to appreciate later in his dreams.
He is smart.
He is kinda perverted.
He is silent.
Quote: “….”
(Source: dormtainment, via thesexxistalker)
